Monday, April 13, 2009

Hello? There IS a REAL World Out There--Trust Me!

WARNING: TODAY'S TECHNOLOGIES MAY BE ADDICTIVE!


WARNING: USE OF THESE TECHNOLOGIES MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH--ESPECIALLY YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!

WARNING: TOO MUCH TIME WITH THESE TECHNOLOGIES MAY RESULT IN A DISCONNECT FROM REALITY!


Seriously. I don't want to offend anyone, but turn off the electronic devices already and go out and smell the fresh air, soak up some sunshine, look at the blue sky, the flowers, and into your loved ones' faces!!! The pseudo world you are living in online really does not care what you are doing every minute. Those silly and trivial quizes you compulsively take merely keep you from looking at yourself honestly (and how you are using your time). All you sad sad people who are glued to your devices are addicted. Turn them off NOW!
YOU CAN OVERCOME!!!
See you next week! LOL

6 comments:

Zaphod said...

I agree. Let's go to Nielsen Grove Park RIGHT NOW. It is beautiful out there. Come on! Put those sneakers on. Grab my hand and out the door we go. No excuses, now. The sun, the sky, and the sounds of nature will refresh your body, mind, and spirit!

We'll walk slow.....

Trillium said...

OK!!!!!!

Katscratchme said...

But.... I have fresh air and sunshine coming through my windows... doesn't that count?
:P

Trillium said...

Update: on our way back from the park there was a news item on the car radio about Facebook: college students who HAVE a Facebook account get lower grades than those who DON'T!!!! --- They waste so much time on Facebook instead of studying. Think how smart YOU can become by studying something instead of wasting time on Facebook. :D

Rebecca said...

the real world is actually more entertaining. I laugh more when I am outside observing... :)

efoacyc: I have no idea what that means - it could be some new technology... :)

prellan: this it what happens when you forget to put the first word verification in... :)

shydandelion said...

It's true. :)