The 25 Laws of Cat Physics
Law of Cat MagnetismAll blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.